They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
