if only i could text you this smell
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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