who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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