is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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