I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
