People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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