it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
