she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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