Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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