She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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