some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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