never play flip cup with pint glasses
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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