North Korea, Best Korea!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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