he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
