brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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