My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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