I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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