I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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