I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
These tits shall not be calmed
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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