anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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