Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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