STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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