what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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