Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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