took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
