dude i'm inner monologue high
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
3 2 1 whiskey
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Randomize
