talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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