): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
