There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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