so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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