tell your sister to shave her snatch
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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