the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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