If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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