Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
