You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
we're making bets on your personal life
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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