so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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