no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
