Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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