Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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