Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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