There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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