who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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