i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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