I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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