yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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