I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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