we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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