Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Everything about him screamed your future.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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