the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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