can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
