How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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