..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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